I like Shelton's butt c:
What if birds flew away when you neared them because they wanted to show you their beauty in flight?
meanplastic: Grandmas watchin Kim Kardashian’s sextape
tupacabra: THE SONG, THE SONG HAS RESTORED MY STRENGTH
parscilla: fat shaming is bad (｡◕‿◕｡) skinny shaming is bad (｡◕‿◕｡) dont shame anybody for the way their body looks (❂‿❂)
I miss you particularly intensely today, Tyler. How are you doing?
littlepaperhugs: i am very proud of you for waking up today. you are very brave. existing can be hard sometimes and that is okay. i am proud of you even if all you did today was exist. i am proud of you for existing.
teenwhoops: i’m glad we don’t have to hunt for our food any more.. i don’t even know where Sandwiches live
meehighmeelo: caraknightley: mini m&ms taste better than normal m&ms don’t even try to argue with me on this They seriously do its a scientific fact
OH BOY OH BOY NYQUIL WILL HELP ME SLEEP SO WELL TO NIGHT SO FUCK YOU HEADACHE FUCK YOU NOSE FUCK YOU THROAT FUCK YOU COUGH FUCK YOU BOOGERY TOILET PAPER. tonight I will sleep well. good night.
friendlycloud: hitlervevo: why the fuck cant we text the police lets say there is a murderer in ur house and you’re hiding behind your sofa and you do have your phone with you but you can’t call the police because the murderer might hear you Relevant
bean-alchemist: swexan: libraryshalalala: 50shadesofbellamy: I’d just like to point out that 50 Shades of Grey was Twilight fanfic and Twilight was inspired by Muse so when you think about it, it’s kinda because of Muse that 50 Shades was written in the first place oh And Muse came from England which traces its roots back to the Anglo-Saxons and Romans, so really, in the end, Julius...
sunshineface0014: assbutt-in-the-garrison: I need my glasses to find my glasses do you see my problem You can’t even see your problem
deerpong: bowlingforsoup: how many haters does it take to change a lightbulb? none. they fear change, even if it can make the world a brighter place. That was so deep I shit myself
There is nothing in a caterpillar that tells you it’s going to be a butterfly– Buckminster Fuller (via resonantfrequencies)
sn0wballfights: Confession: I’m really scared of thunder.
Sure if I complain about the house being a fucking pigsty I’m being an annoying little bitch but when I boycott and say fuck it clean your own mess and I’ll clean mine fuck picking up after you, and Dylan bitches about how nobody ever helps clean up he gets immediate help and my fucking father decides to do the dishes or clean up all his shit strewn across the living room computer areas dining...
catswithbenefits: yes hello 911? are you doing anything??? wanna hang out??
please tell me which part of yourself you hate the most so I know exactly where to plant my lips every time I see you