So I was shooting on this roof earlier and this couple randomly comes out from that door and are playing and running to and from each other for like 20 minutes. They looked like little kids, It was so cute I wanted to cry.
Fire is the element of power
The people of the Fire Nation have desire and will, and the energy and drive to achieve what they want
I once had a drunk guy tell me I was too sexy to be shooting up at a party. He knocked the needle out of my hands and stepped on the pen, shattering the casing, telling me I should thank him by giving him my number and a kiss. It was my diabetes medicine.
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there were 4 skull shot glasses for like $15 but I don’t drink enough and I was already spending too much money.
lion roars are not as powerful as some guy named frank with a trash can
reasons to clean my room:
- find my tweezers
if you guys hear a faint cry in the distance it’s probably me attempting to do my homework
Ready for April fools day
Gonna take it to school and eat it
I ate 3/4 of the jar and I made 3 teachers gag and one friend get angry at me.
fuck bro, I thought you were gunna fill all those cups with mayonnaise and hand them out at school and some serious shit was gunna go down
So… I was giving some jelly to my cat
My phone started ringing. Forgetting that I was holding the spoon I took the phone.
I never heard the spoon hitting the floor…
they are evolving
when u stand up 2 fast n suddenly ur floatin thru space n time