my dad and I finally went and bought that really nice headset that was for my birthday present ( like a month ago lol)
it buzzes in the left ear.
and it’s actually terrible.
and i actually paid for half
and it’s actually terrible ;-;
I make a lot of money because I work so much
but I spend a lot of money because food.
Nine and Twelve
Why is it such a hard concept to grasp that cows milk is for baby cows and not humans
why is it such a hard concept to grasp that soy milk is for baby soybeans and not humans
why is it such a hard concept to grasp that trix are for kids and not rabbits
getting up at 6:00 am made me realize that 6:00 am isnt a place it is an emotion
6:00 am isn’t a place at all
thats because it is an emotion
I hate when you’re at someone’s house and they’re like
‘mum, she’s hungry’
And you’re like NO DONT SAY THAT I SOUND SO NEEDY WHY COULDN’T YOU JUST SAY WE!?!?
glad to know its an international thing
my biggest fear is I’m married & my husband says, “let’s cut sugar out of our diet” so I have to leave with the kids in the middle of the night
I tell 90% of my jokes because I think they’re funny.
90% of the time, you will not laugh.
but I will laugh my fucking ass off.
So, I was in the car today and saw someone with the license plate “X0DUS3 5”, so I thought it was like Exodus 3:5 and I looked it up, and do you know what it said?
"Do not come any closer."