“Sexy is my middle name”
Is your first name Not?
"Im not like other teens", says the teen who is exactly like other teens
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i watch the butt, i protect the butt
without this butt my life is useless
i will serve and protect this butt with my life
I shall take no wife, hold no lands, father no children. I shall wear no crowns and win no glory. I shall live and die at my post. I am the sword in the darkness. I am the watcher on the butt.
oh my god
Leaving your depression can be more painful than just living with it.
IN CASE ANY OF YOU HAVE EVER WONDERED WHAT SLEEPING GIRAFFES LOOK LIKE
when i die please punch everyone who says “i wish i got to know them better”